Wednesday, December 22, 2004

$20,000,000,000 Each

The BBC reported today that each of the five members of Sam Walton's family (i.e. the same Sam Walton who founded Wal•Mart) are worth an estimated TWENTY BILLION dollars each. That's one family worth ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS. Meanwhile, government welfare agencies and healthcare providers are complaining because Wal•Mart employees are disproportionally using medicaid to pay their doctor bills. It seems those price-conscious employees figured out that if they wanted to eat and pay rent too, that it was cheaper to go on welfare than to pay for Wal•Mart's health insurance - assuming they qualify for health insurance with all that "working off the clock " shenanigans I've heard reported.

In the '80s, the dimwitted political will was swayed by the idea that welfare is BAAAAAD, and those lazy welfare slobs had better get a damn job if they want government hand-outs like the pharmaceutical corporations get (free taxpayer-funded goveernment research) or the national sports franchises get (free public stadiums to perpetuate their muti-billion dollar pastimes). Well, after twenty years of "welfare reform" (i.e. reductions) the slobs have jobs now. Some have two full-time jobs (or nearly - 39.75 hours a week will keep those pesky benefits away) and no health insurance.

Welfare fraud by the poorest among us is not the problem here, folks. Greed by the wealthiest of those among us is the problem. Who do you know that needs twenty billion dollars? I mean, besides an entire country?

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Boobs, Guns, Jesus and John

Been a while since I've bothered to post anything. I've been deliberately avoiding the news because I've become so agitated and depressed about the state of our union. When I haven't been able to avoid politics on TV, CSPAN's morning call-in show for instance, I've noticed the boobs from right wing have gotten even more cruel and stupid, even more arrogant and self-righteous in their comments.

One elderly woman who called in from Mississippi yesterday had the audacity to blame our present situation in Iraq on eight years of Bill Clinton. I had to turn off the t.v. before I threw it out the fucking window. The Republicans control the entire country, have for four years, will for four more and in the minds of their true believers it's still Bill Clinton's fault? How can people be so extraordinarily stupid? How can you stick your head in the sand and continue to wave the flag with both hands and chant "Hail to the Chief" ? Where do these people come from? What are they on? Unbelievable.

I don't want to play anymore. Really. Count me out.

Anyway, my equally self-righteous co-worker, who also happens to be a born-again Christian, has become similarly deluded since the election. I happen to know through our many conversations that he doesn't agree with a lot of what this administration has pulled since 9/11. I also see doubt in his eyes and hear it in his voice when he talks about the young member of his parish who was recently killed in Iraq. Yet he says to me yesterday that the bible teaches that we're obligated to stand behind our leaders in times of war - without question and without complaint. Knowing that my co-worker is a gun-toting Christian, I asked him if he'd still feel the same way if Bush temporarily suspended the second amendment and fourth amendments (you know, for patriotic reasons), searched his home and seized his property. "Well, uh, uh, that's different," he stammered. He assured me that much of his parrish is armed to the teeth and ready to blast the face off ANYBODY who tried to take their guns.

Sigh.

All I could think about after this exchange was John Lennon's "Imagine" .....

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too

Imagine ALL the people
Living life in peace....



If only we were all that evolved.


Friday, November 19, 2004

Restoring my faith in humanity

If you're still suffering from the post-election blues, this article and this website and this website has done more to restore my faith in humanity that anything else so far.

Be at peace.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Combat Marines & "The Hollywood Factor"

The mainstream media are all over the story of the Marine who shot the injured and unarmed Iraqi in Fallujah - on camera (not too bright and a bit too impulsive ). You can bet they'll be stringing this story out for weeks. It's a war and you're in the battle zone - what did you think was going to happen? These guys are trained to be killing machines, don't ask for apologies now.

Anyway, I watched the video this morning and something struck me about the encounter. It seemed kinda.....Hollywood. I don't mean that it was staged, I mean that the timing of the shooting (boom) and the one-liner, "He's dead now!" seemed like a scene from an actioin movie, like that Marine saw one too many Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and drew from that experience instead of his Marine training. I think "Platoon" was the first thing that jumped into my head.


Not that I think that it wasn't a justified shooting. According to rumor, some of the bodies have been booby-trapped and we all know how willing our enemy is to die for their cause by blowing themselves up (personnally, I think I'd be shooting anything that moved). But it seems that pop culture and it's movies have soaked into our very being, leaking out of our mouths at the worst possible moments.

Could the presence of a camera have anything to do with how this went down?

Monday, November 15, 2004

Tyranny of the minority?

The other night on tv, Bill Frist, the senate majority leader, warned the country of an evil that's lurking in our congress. It's called the filibuster and he actually coined it "The tyranny of the minority" - when it's used by Democrats, of course.

Can you believe that?

The Republicans control the house, the senate, the presidency and most of the state legislatures and they have the audacity to complain about a stalling tactic that's been used, quite LIBERALLY, by the Republicans whenever the democrats are in control of congess. But then he knows that, all the congress knows that, and any adult whose lived through a couple administrations knows that.

So who's Bill Frist trying to scare? The same moral majority who put Bush back in office, I'd guess. Fear worked so well in the presidential campaign, why stop now?

Perhaps they'll declare the filibuster "A Tool Of Satan!"

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Tax-deductible morality

Took my wife and daughter to my wife's sister's house for my nephew's birthday and to check out their new McMansion in the sticks. They invited my wife's step-siblings and their kids as well. Their new house is enormous and left us feeling pretty irrelevant, at least as far as material comfort and social status goes.

During after-dinner drinks the conversation turned to politics and the recent election. I had a feeling this was going to turn out bad. The majority in the room, who are undeniably middle-middle-class, voted for Kerry. Me, being a working-class schlub on the fringe, voted for Nader. Our hosts, however, the owners of this enormous house in an upper-class neighborhood, and who own a business which they run out of their home, excused themselves from the conversation. They were clearly embarrassed in present company to say they voted for Bush.

The conversation quickly turned to less sensitive subjects but later I asked my brother-in-law if the "morality issue" had anything to do with his vote, since I know them to attend church regularly. He grinned, shook his head, and said, "No. Not really." Basically, he voted to keep his big, fat, tax break. He and his wife are good with money and voted for their economic self-interest. There's nothing wrong with that - unless they suspect their candidate is likely to harm the greater good of the country, in which case I would argue against the "morality" of their motives.

My in-laws were going to open a seperate office for their business. It would cost them more initially, but they'd be able to hire permanent employees instead of "independent contractors" (currently, two employees who work out of their own vehicles) increase their credibility as a firm, and expand their commercial opportunities. Instead, they decided that it just made more sense for them to take that $1200 a month lease payment for office space and put it towards the mortgage payment for a larger home, open another tax-deductible office downstairs with its own entrance and write it all off.
Ba-da-bing.

So for the time being, my well-to-do in-laws will be holding on to their Bush tax winfall. Perhaps someday, when they feel more comfortable, they'll get around to creating some good jobs for the rest of us schlubs.


Thursday, November 11, 2004

Saving Private Matlock????

Bastards! Tease me with a scheduled broadcast of "Saving Private Ryan" then I hear on CNN that it's not going to air in some cities because ABC is afraid of the FCC coming down on them? And sure enough, there's an episode of "Matlock" airing as I type. Are you fucking serious? Is this what the NEW MORALITY promises us for the next four years? Matlock instead of airing the word "fuck" during prime time? Why didn't they just choose to bleep it out? TBS ruins movies like that all the time.

I am seriously pissed.

I sent nastygrams to the following e-mail addresses: fccinfo@fcc.gov and talkback@wxyz.com.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Selective Morality

Ever since the Republicans blind-sided half the country with their supposed moral mandate in the 2004 presidential election, I've been wondering how they were going to continue to claim the moral high-ground by ostracizing those who support gay lifestyles and abortion while continuing to ignore other important moral issues such as aid to the poor, civil rights and the U.S. health care crisis.

But then I heard an interview with author Rick Warren who wrote "The Purpose Driven Life", which, despite its lack of coverage in the mainstream media, has sold over twenty million copies. It's a big seller at Wal*Mart.

During the interview, Warren conveniently divided morality into two camps: Social Morality, which includes things like aid to the poor, civil rights and health care which Liberals tend to support; and Personal Morality, which includes things like opposition to gay marriage (i.e. those who support traditional marriage) and opposition to abortion that conservatives tend to support.

We all on the same page now? Social Morality for liberals and Personal Morality for conservatives. Divide and Conquer; a purpose-driven strategy for evangelical conservatism in the 21st Century.

Now, who's up for a good 'ole traditional book burning?

Monday, November 08, 2004

Morality Prayer

I think the pundits are right. George Bush's victory is a mandate for morality. With that in mind, I'm inspired to say a prayer for us all. I encourage anybody reading this to say a prayer for humanity, or bettter yet, write your own prayer to The Almighty that our fearless leader doesn't encourage a global meltdown and cause more needless suffering. I don't usually take the time to pray, but I fear our current circumstances warrant it.

Dear Lord,

Please help our leader, George W. Bush, make sound and humane decisions in the coming years of his presidency.

Please help him secure the safety and welfare of all peoples, not just those in North America or those who serve North American business interests.

Lord, help George remember that all human life is precious and full of potential, not just the unborn; liberals, homosexuals, the working poor, the homeless and even drug addicted, radio talk-show hypocrites and sexual-harassing t.v. anchormen who bear false witness to line their pockets with gold deserve to live.

Lord, take pity on us all in the coming years.

Teach George to rule with compassion and humility, and have him teach compassion and humility to those who will do his bidding.

God temper his arrogance so we may avoid the wrath of those who wish us harm.

Urge him to use OUR wealth for good, and not use OUR wealth for evil; to promote peace and not pre-emptively wage war.

Please let him heed your words, Lord.

We are forever at Your mercy.



Amen

CSPAN: GOPAC Lunch w/Newt

I just got done watching a speech by Newt Gingrich on CSPAN. I don't agree with his politics, but I have a lot of respect for this history professor and the passion with which he argues his case and his ability to energize conservatives. But one of the last questions he fielded was, "What can the GOP do to change the America's image in Europe, most of whose population vehemently disagrees with the Bush administration, and seemingly, the majority of Americans considering the outcome of the 2004 election?"

Uncharacteristically, Newt didn't actually answer the question, but again emphasized our differences from the Europeans. He said we should remember who we are. We Americans are the people who left Europe in search of something better. He also criticized the European people and their press, saying that the BBC is more anti-American that Al Jazeera. As far as opposition to the war goes, he said something to the effect of, "Let's be honest, The French and The Russians were only opposed to America's interference in Iraq because they were making a lot of money off Saddam."

I thought to myself, "Yes, Newt. Let's be honest, shall we? It's always about the money, isn't it? Let's be honest. Why is the Bush administration stirring up the hornets nest in the Middle East? To spread the benefits of democracy for the benefit of humanity? No, really, let's be honest. It's because certain powerful players in America have INTERE$T$ in Iraq. Let's be honest, shall we? When they say it's not about the oil, it's about the oil, isn't it Newt? C'mon, let's be honest. Shall we? The Carlisle Group is making a fortune on the front end, cashing in on weapons sales to execute the perpetual War On Terrorism, and Haliburton and Kellogg, Brown & Root is making a fortune off the back end, with no-bid contracts for rebuilding all the shit we've blown up and all the shit we're going to blow up. Let's be honest, Newt; it's always, always, always, ALWAYS about the money. Isn't it? Just level with us, will ya?

Sunday, November 07, 2004

Economic Relativism

I took my mother on a shopping trip to the Retail Mecca of The Midwest yesterday; Novi, MI. The city's centerpiece, Twelve Oaks Mall, was developed in the early eighties by Taubman and Associates (yes, that Taubman). Over the next twenty years, mini-malls, retails outlets, theatres and department stores have sprawled out to the city limits making Novi one of, if not THE, shopping destinations for the monied uppper crust. Just outside of Novi, in Farmington Hills, MI., luxury car dealerships such as Jaguar, Hummer, BMW and Audi are clustered together within a block, creating a veritable automotive boutique for the wealthy. Within a twenty square-mile radius of the shopping district are countless developments of expensive homes and brownstone condominiums that have overtaken the landscape in the last ten years, seemingly doubling population and traffic.

But within a fifteen minute drive of this capital capitol is my 1994, 16x80, single-wide manufactured home that resides within a park. It's the only place I can afford to live that's near my job and my hometown where my parents still live. They still reside in their post-WWII, GI-loan home that was built during the "white-flight" from Detroit in the early fifties. It's a small, three-bedroom brick home with a basement. It's still a good neighborhood and it was a great place to grow up, surrounded by woods my friends and I were free to roam. The woods are now a suburb of high-priced homes that are well more than ten times my annual pay.

I suppose it's natural that I aspire to have AT LEAST what my parents had, but alas, the expensive real estate that now surrounds their modest home has driven the cost of living in that neighborhood out of my reach. I often complain about my manufactured digs (trailer life) and dream, someday, of having a traditional stick & mortar home on a plot of land I can call my own. My father paid $13,000 for his home in 1952. Today, it's worth around $180,000 - still, it's more than I can currently afford as a working-class man without a degree.

On returning from our shopping trip, we stopped by my trailer to pick up my mother's blood-pressure monitor which I had borrowed. Even though we live withing five miles of eachother, she rarely visits. I showed her some of the improvements I've made to our humble digs, utilizing some of the skills I've acquired since abandoning music for maintenance. She complimented my work and said I seemed to have more room than they have because of the layout and extra large master bathroom with the garden tub (that's now finished with ceramic tile and Pergo floors instead of carpeting). And it was much cheerier than her house, she added.

Then she reminded me that what I have is much more than what many people in the world have. At least it's not a cardboard box, a motel room, or an efficiency apartment in the bowels of the city. At least I don't live in the Middle East, or India or China or Africa - where they'd literally kill to have what I take for granted. And she's right. I want for nothing, really, other than more space and the psychological well-being that comes from proper Feng Sui and organic surroundings. We have five TV's, two DVD players, a washer & dryer, a refrigerator, microwave, computers - most of the trappings of modern life. What we don't have is the high-quality Amerrican life we all imagined for ourselves as teenagers; nice house, nice cars, nice clothing, space for entertaining, private schools, club memberships, nice vacations, college for our children.

There'sis still a price for sucking-up the near-bottom of the socio-economic ladder in susburban America. My family, by living in a manufactured home, is surrounded by construction materials that contain formaldahyde and other nasty chemicals- creating a relatively unhealthy home environment. We're treated with contempt by some in our school district and suffer from political efforts such as creative re-districting and, currently, regressive tax increases that I feel are discriminatory. We've been treated with disdain or dismissal by the local police when we file a complaint because our clustered population causes the perception that trailer folk cause more crime, yet contribute less to the local tax base. My mother-in-law almost NEVER comes to visit my wife, in contrast to the frequent visits she makes to her sister in an upper middle-class neighborhood. All of these things sap our confidence and dampen our aspirations for the future.

The argument that we're still doing better than slave laborers in third-world countries doesn't appease us any more than when our parents told us to eat our brussel sprouts because children were starving in Africa. Back then, we could hardly imagine those dirt-poor peasants on the other side of the world. But today, we have cable television to show us EXACTLY how we're doing relative to those kids. I have to wonder if this is an accident of modern worldwide communication, or a means of social control to appease the insecurity I feel being surrounded by wealth and oppulence.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

...and the culture war rages on.

George W. Bush has won re-electioin with a popular vote advantage of 3% and 55 million Democrats and progressives are shaking their heads in disbelief. Not only did The Republican Party re-elect their president, but held their plurality in the Senate and gained seats in the House of Representatives. Peggy Noonan was gloating about the victory on Fox news and the mainstream press believes the vote was a mandate on morality - which dems believe is republicanspeak for disenfranchising gays and banning abortions. Eleven states paved the way for constitutional amendments to their respective constitutions to define marriage as only that between a man and a woman. We'll see if said morality will extend to the sick, the poor and the tens of thousands of civilians who die as "collatoral damage" during the war in Iraq. I'm sure there's plenty of scripture that can be used against the conduct and policies of this administration.

It became clear after hearing Nancy Pelosi's speech last night that this unexpected loss will force the democrats to re-examine their strategy. But after seeing the conclusion of her speech and several commentators who mourned Kerry's loss, it hasn't weakened the progressives, but further emboldened them and stiffened their spines. Not only is the culture war not over, but will heat up and possibly boil over within the next four years. Despite a traditional call for unity, I didn't see any convincing evidence last night or today of a desire to reach-out or compromise with the dems. The attitude seems to be, 'we welcome the democrats to join us' (i.e. you're either with us, or against us). More of the same.

Politically, one thing is quite clear: whatever we suffer as Americans, at home or abroad, will be the sole responsibility of The Republican Party who still ruthlessly control both houses, the presidency and some might argue, The Supreme Court.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

The One Percent Solution

At six a.m. this morning, the presidential race is still too close to call. Y2K flashback. My state of Michigan went to Kerry, but I decided to be brave, stick to my values, and vote with the one percent of sanity: I voted for Nader. Kerry paid a lot of lip service to helping the "middle class" but ignored the plight of the working class who continue to suffer from this country's trade policy and die from it's foreign policy. You can bet the Yalies' (George & John) children won't be working for Wal*Mart without health insurance or be torn to peices by roadside bombs in Iraq (that, by the way, were created by the very people we have "liberated").

Another thing that tipped my vote in favor of Nader was a realization that was brought home by the comedian, Geoge Carlin. He admitted in an interview with Terry Gross that he doesn't vote (Fresh Air: November 1st, 2004) . When asked why , he said, "..because there's an ownership class in this counry and there's no real choice...they do what they want, they get what they want and Americans deserve what they get because they're not engaged. The only thing that I like about the left as opposed to the right is that, generally speaking, the left seems to care more about people and the right seems to care more about property."

After seeing that half the country still voted for Bush after the immense failures of his administration, I can only conclude that our nation has lost its way. The right wing marches on towards oblivion and will drag us all down with it. Brace yourself, my countrymen. We're in for a helluva ride.

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Tyranny of the violent

I finally rented Roman Polanski's "The Pianist" last night. It's the story of a Polish concert pianist's struggle for survival in the Warsaw Ghetto during the Nazi occupation in the 40's. I've passed up this movie up time after time, thinking, "Yet another Holocaust movie that swept up all the Oscars - how typical." I've seen Schindler's List. I'm not a Jew, why should I still care, right? But I was riveted by the film and it scared the hell out of me.

Why? I realized for the first time just how easily the tyranny of the strong can lead to the slaughter of an entire class of people. And despite what we think we've learned about The Holocaust and genocide over the past sixty years, there's no shortage of recent examples: it happened in Cambodia in the seventies (the Pol Pot's elimination of "traitors"), Turkey (Turks vs Armenians), it happened in Bosnia (the Serbs vs the Croats & the Serbs vs the Muslims); it happened in Rwanda & Burundi (the Hutus vs the Tutsis), and it's happening in The Sudan (Arabs vs Africans). And some of Israel's behavior in the West Bank and Gaza is an example of just how easy it is for the oppressed to become the oppressor. Maintaining peace among humans requires a perilous balance of sociology, a veritable razor's edge of tolerance.

The danger is thinking that oppression or even genocide can't happen here in the good 'ole U.S.A. When I hear the venom with which "liberals" are described by certain "conservatives", it sends a shiver down my spine. The term "liberal" is becoming synonymous with "weak, undisciplined and immoral" - so much so that liberals have taken shelter behind the term "progressive" to avoid being branded as less-than-American.

Beware of shifting language in a shifting culture. "Zero Tolerance" can very easily lapse into "Intolerance". A "Patriot Act" can very easily become a legal excuse to interrogate suspected traitors to The Republic and whisk them away to locales unknown without charging them with an actual crime. The Constitution can suddenly becomes a "living document" that is conveniently maleable to fit the needs of the times - with all that talk of forefathers and their superior judgement going right out the window.

Referring again to the "progressive" talk-radio show that I mentioned in the post below, a particularly venomous caller used a playground analogy to describe, as he put it, "...the difference between Republicans and liberals" (sic). He said, in essence, when a playground bully confronts a Republican, the Republican punches him in the nose. When a playground bully confronts a liberal, the liberal runs back to class to go tell the teacher. The insinuation here is that the liberal will not stand up for himself, the liberal is a coward, the liberal is a tattle-tale (with the U.N. playing the part of the teacher, I would guess). The Republican, on the other hand, is a courageous hero who took "pre-emptive action" to dispatch with the bully for everyone's benefit. What the analogy doesn't address is the political affinity of the bully.

The show's guest chided the caller for his propensity toward violence and dismissed the argument. But I couldn't help but think of a photograph I saw in a local newspaper several years ago. It showed a black woman coming to the aid of a KKK sympathizer who was having the shit kicked out of him by a group of so-called liberals who showed up to protest the racist's parade. I wonder, was the black woman a liberal or a conservative?

Friday, October 29, 2004

CSPAN: Radio Talk Show Week

CSPAN 2 has been airing the studio action of radio talk shows all week. The camera is set up in front of the DJ's and pretty much left static for the entire program. As you might expect from a social liberal (yes, and I wear the label proudly), I could barely stand to watch the conservative talk shows with their ruthless character assasination of Kerry and indiscriminate support of the president and his failed policies. But it seems to be a staple of the right to goose-step right over the cliff of history, waving a flag right up until the heat of the apocalypse is cooking their face off. In any case, I tuned out after a few minutes of that. I like to keep up with the other side's arguments, but only when they actually have one.

Yesterday, a progressive talk radio program from Madioson, Wisconsin was featured and, though I didn't find the conversation quite as distasteful, I thought it was pretty dull. The host was dull, the guest was dull, the talk was dull. During the seemingly unlimited number of commercial breaks, the camera stayed on and caught the off-air talk between the DJ and the guest. The conversation turned to whether or not progressive radio had a future and the host concluded that it did, if it could be as entertaining as conservative radio. The example of (gasp) Rush Limbaugh was used who reportedly said that, first and foremost, he was an entertainer.

If Rush Limbaugh is the yardstick by which progressive radio measures itself, it's doomed to failure. Popular mass media relies on shock, prurience and playing to base emotions and instincts that any self-respecting progressive would reject off hand. Progressives, I hope, would never revel in demeaning or demoralizing our opponents with the same fevered zealotry of radio conservatives - which, therefore, is less entertaining to the masses and less attractive to advertisers.

Saturday, October 23, 2004

The Conservative Will

I heard an Interview with Jimmy Carter on Fresh Air the other day (President Carter Tries Hand @ Fiction) and learned something I didn't know. According to the former President, his Top Secret briefing book was stolen by the conservative columnist and speechwriter, George Will, who handed it over to Ronald Reagan so he could prepare for their only debate (quote occurs around 28 min in the interview). Of all the conservatives, I would have thought that George Will believed in fair play - but I guess he's just another immoral cheater who will do anything to win.

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Reasons that U.S. doesn't meet Carter Center criteria for fair elections:

1. All qualified candidates should have equal access to the public through the media and not have to pay for it. In the U.S., candidates have to solicit special interests (some benevolent, of course) for hundreds of millions of dollars to run a presidenttial campaign.

2. U.S. doesn't have centralized, non-partisan or bi-partisan, election commission. In Florida, former Secretary of State Catherine Harris, an avowed and fervent Republican activist, was largely responsible for the voting debacle in 2000 which led to Bush's victory. The new Secretary of State, again, has been appointed by George Bush's brother.

3. Votiing processes are not universal. Type of voting is dependent on county preferences. More affluent precincts are more likely to have their votes handled properly because of political will.

4. Because of modern voting techniques (i.e. touchscreen voting), there's no certain way to recount votes. There's no paper trail.


Of course, I know Jimmy Carter is biased towards the Democrats. I had nothing but respect for him until I heard him say that Nader shouldn't be on the ballot. Just can't find the quote - it happened sometime during the primaries.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Two Hands, One Vote

I've been vacillating about my intent to vote for Ralph Nader in the coming election. I'm very conflicted.

• On the one hand, I feel it's my right to vote for the candidate I feel best represents my interests. Vote for Ralph.
† On the other hand, I don't want George Bush making ANY Supreme Court nominations. Vote for John.

• On the one hand, I can't support a political system that is so corrupted by cash and bad for true democracy. Vote for Ralph.
† On the other hand, I don't want to allow The Bush Regime and Assoc. to continue looting OUR treasury. Vote for John.

• On the one hand, I feel it may be necessary to force the Democrats to help progressives reform the election process so there can be no spoiler effect in the next election and true representative democracy can be practiced. Vote for Ralph.
† On the other hand, that's probably hoping for too much from the Democrats and I should just take what I can get. Vote for John.

• On the one hand, do I really want to continue enabling the Democrats when they've become such cowards? Vote for Ralph.
† On the other hand, am I supporting the underdog, who doesn't have a chance in hell of being elected, because of some personality flaw on my part or because I'm some kind of political masochist? Vote for John.

• Is "The lesser of two evils" really the best we can do in America? Vote for Ralph.
† Yes, sadly, that may be the best we can do. Vote for John.


Do I vote with the courage of my convictions, no matter what happens, or with cynical resignation to continue the status quo?

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Adventures in GROUPTHINK

Afert perusing my sample ballot for the upcoming election on Publius.org, I realized there are NO DEMOCRATS running in our local election. The Republicans are running completely unopposed. That must make them feel pretty confident about whatever plans they have in store for their little gentrified piece of heaven. Makes us trailer-folk a little nervous.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Campaign Fatigue

I stayed up last night to watch the last presidential debate in Tempe, Az. and couldn't even bring myself to watch it. Just more regurgitation of formulated positions, distortions of the facts and smearing your adversary. Made-for-t.v. politics. Blech! Can't we find anyone more honest to run OUR government? Yes, but then he/she would never get elected.

Flu Vaccine Gouging

The News: Less than a week after the report that there was 50 % shortage of flu vaccine due to contamination of our supply, several complaints have already surfaced from hospitals and doctors about price gouging by third party distributors who are claimed to be charging as much as a 1000 % mark-up, or $800 a vial. Apparently, the companies got the inside track about the contamination and held onto their uncontaminated stocks to cash in on the sellers-market wind-fall they knew would be coming.

The Views: Personally, I think the government should claim Eminent Domain, give those distributors a fair price and seize their stocks. It'd be refreshing if the government used Eminent Domain at least once for the public good, instead of using it for land giveawys to private interests like big-box stores and auto factories. But oh, that's right, we decided to out-source the productioin of our flu vaccines to another country. Now there's homeland security planning for you. Gee, too bad.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Race is heating up / Headlines & Punchlines

I've gotten into several heated debates in the last few days regarding the state of our country and the coming election. The whole political climate is making me sick. I can' imagine how I'll take another three weeks of this.
My mother says I shouldn't get so worked up about it. "It's not worth getting yourself sick over," she says. I asked, "Then what is?"

The more I argue about it, the more I'm convinced I'm voting for the right person . Once I found out about the Democratic National Campaign's dirty tricks to keep Nader out of the race altogether, to subvert his constitutional rights, that sealed my ballot. There's only one candidate who believes in fair play, and he isn't a Democrat or a Republican.


CNN Headlines & Punchlines:

Democracy at risk - Pennsylvania tries to remove Nader from the ballot. What a surprise.

Senator Mark Dayton (D) Minnesota, packed his shit and got out of Washington while the gettin was good. He said that if you don't need to be in Washington, you shouldn't come here because of terrorist threats. Others in Congress are calling him paranoid. Hey, if it'll get you home for Turkey Day, why not? Terrorism has been used as an excuse for everything else.

HHS's head, Tommy Thompson, giving Mexico's health system millions to help prevent immigrating diseases. I think they just want healthier illegal immigrants. They can't keep working, driving and paying taxes if they come here sick.

Gas Prices through the roof. Should've listened to those bleeding heart liberal environmentalists in the seventies and the need for alternative energy sources.

Health Care System's in the shitter: administrative chaos, poor care, no care, Book: "Critical Condition" offers fresh alternative and got Lou Dobb's seal of approval.

I wish Lou Dobbs were running for president.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Heard it on NPR: How liberals and conservatives think

Fascinating host on Talk of the Nation today. George Lakoff, author of "Moral Politics: How Liberals and Conservatives Think" talked about the differing worldviews of the right and the left. Lakoff is a Professor of linguistics at the University of California at Berkeley (all my favorite people are linguists ). There's a link at the bottom so you can hear the conversation in RealAudio, but here's the gist of Lakoff's paradigm:


A family metaphor is used to describe how each side, liberal and conservative, sees our nation.

Two different paradigms:

1. Strict Father Family - Assumptions: the world is a dangerous and difficult place, there will always be winners and losers, there's competition, children are born bad (i.e. want to do only what they want to do and not what is right) and they need to be made good. You need a strict "father" (e.g. G.W. Bush) who will protect "the family", win competitions, and teach children what is right and wrong with punishment, physical or withdawl of affection.

Assumed Result: "children" will develop discipline through punishment. Moral discipline will allow them to make their way in the world, seek their self-interest, become self-reliant and prosperous. Morality=Prosperity. If you're not prosperous, you're not disciplined, and if you're not disciplined you're probably not moral - so you deserve not to be prosperous. You deserve your poverty. The result is that you go against social programs because they give people something they haven't earned and it causes even more dependence and less discipline - you hurt the people you try to help. That's the conservative argument.

2. Nurturing Parent Family - Liberal way to raise a family. Assumptions: Both parents are necessary and equal. Their job is to nurture their children and raise their children to be nurturers of others. Nurturing teaches empahty (how to connect to your children's needs) and responsibility (you have to be able to take care of yourself to care for others and be responsible for others).

Progressive moral system: All progressive principles follow from empathy and responsibility (e.g. empathizing with your child makes you want to protect your child, thus political values of worker protection, consumer protection, environmental protection. You want your child to be fulfilled in life - fulfillment become an important value which cannot come without freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Fairness is also an important value for fulfillment. There's no freedom without opportunity and no opportunity without prosperity so opportunity and prosperity are important progressive values. "It takes a village" - Community building, community maintenance and community service are important progressive values. Cooperation, trust, honesty and open communication.

Other points:

Most thought processes are unconscious. Cognitive science teaches that people think metaphorically first, then in conceptual frames (bundles of ideas about one thing). Using the conservative notion of "tax relief", the word "relief" is part of a conceptual frame that includes the idea of an "afflction". The tax is an "affliction" that needs "relief". The person that brings "relief" is a hero (i.e. the good guy) and anyone who tries to stop the relief is part of the "affliction" (i.e. the bad guy). That is a conservative idea.

• Each of these seemingly competing philosophies are internally consistent and define common sense to their respective paradigm. This is physically structured in your brain - you cannot change it. But everyone has both tendencies either passively (for understanding) or actively (for living). Most people have both tendencies in different parts of their lives.

Liberals and conservatives use unique language that reflects their morality paradigm. e.g. Zell Miller's use of the phrase, "Spine of tempered steel, " to describe Bush reflects the "Strict Father" paradigm which requires that a leader be morally strong internally and that character is defined by internal strength. The opposite of "Spine of Tempered Steel" is "flip flopper" - an insult from somebody with a "Strict Father" paradigm. Conservative character is defined by internal moral strength and progressive character is defined by caring and responsibility.

Listen for yourself @ Talk Of The Nation (Tuesday, Oct 12th)

Monday, October 11, 2004

Heard it on NPR: Lazy Americans

I heard a statistic on NPR today that seven out of ten new immigrants to the U.S. think Americans are lazy (WASP Americans I'm assuming). They profiled a chinese guy that came to America two years ago with $20 and now he's about to open his first restaurant with the $25,000 he saved. Making me look bad. Unless he lived in a cardboard box and ate discarded hamburger buns from the fast-food restaurant he worked at, I can't imagine how he did it. Strong kin & cultural ties helped, I'd bet.

IMHOP, the nuclear family was the downfall of white working-class America. We alienated ourselves from our extended families, abandoning a precious resource to strike off on our own and boast about rugged individualism while droves of immigrants proved again and again that blood is thicker than water and there is strength in numbers. Where I live, it's quite common to see whole families of Asian Indians, Chinese and Arabs running major chain restaurants and convenience stores. But you almost never see a WASP family running one. It takes serious cash to open a franchise these days and I can' imagine that someone who can barely speak English in this country has the net worth to open one on his/her own ($450,000 for a Dunkin Donuts -and that was five years ago!). But with the whole family pooling their resources together, enonomic as well as information resources, it creates an opportunity for everyone in the group.

Hell, I haven't even seen my aunts, uncles or cousins since my grandparents died in the seventies and eighties. Couldn't even tell you where they live. Who knows what things I might have learned, skills I might have acquired, had I had the benefit of their company and/or guidance earlier in my life. But my parents were part of the post WWII white flight from Detroit in the fifties. Once the extended family scattered into the surrounding suburbs, nobody bothered to keep in touch. Not even a damn reunion.

If working-class WASPS are lazier than their newly immigrated counterparts, it's probably one part expectation (we assumed we'd have what our parents had - i.e. "The American Dream"); one part isolation (loss of opportunity without our extended families) and one part constitution (we feel 'the pursuit of happiness' is our birthright - and the more instant that hapiness is, all the better).

I've worked consistently for 24 years and don't have very much to show for it. I don't think I 'm lazy. I'm just tired.

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Virtual Presidential Debate w/Ralph

Here's something entertaining: Ralph Nader has created a mock presidential debates using audio clips to distinguish each candidates position on a given topic, including his own - since 57% of the people polled still doesn't seem to be enough of a majority to get him into the debates.

Too bad Ralph couldn't have used the actual audio from the debates - but I'm sure those ruthless Democratic trial lawyers would have sued him if he tried. Instead, Bush & Kerry's voices are played by a stand-in with a tongue-in-cheek delivery.

Mock Presidential Debate W/Ralph Nader

Saturday, October 09, 2004

Page 23, Sentence 5 meme

meme task:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

inspired by ± blog.

"But if he can clear them himself, we need not torment him with tubes."



Extracted from, "Your Baby & Child: From birth to age 5" by Penelope Leach

Vote for neither. Vote for nie-ther. Vote for Nader.

10/06/04

Given the current choices in the 2004 presidential race, I'm afraid I'm going to have to vote for neither the Republicans nor the Republican Lights (a.k.a. Democrats).

That's right - I'm voting for Ralph Nader. Why? Several reasons:

1. Becuase I honestly feel Ralph Nader is the only one who isn't lying to me to get elected. True, he's got nothing to lose by telling the truth, since he doesn't have a rats-ass chance of becoming president. But at least he has a forty year consistent record of looking out for the American people through consumer advocacy. He fights the good fight no matter what.

2. I don't believe Ralph's in it for the money like Bush/Cheney and their corporate malefactors who want to rule the world, or rather, who already rule the world. And I don't believe Ralph's in if for the glory, like those political opportunists Kerry & Edwards (if you point that thumb at me one more time during a speech, so help me God...!).
If this is the best the Democratic party can do, we're up Shit's Creek without a paddle. Can't we get Dick Gephardt to come back? Please? He dropped out of the primary way too early. Gotta wonder about that.

3. Yeah, I know. Voting for Ralph will help George Bush get re-elected. Maybe things have to get really, really, really bad before the American people (i.e. the people who were born here, or were naturalized LEGALLY) will get off their asses, rescue their idealism and proclaim that their lives, their liberty and their laws are NOT FOR SALE. Perhaps it will take another four years of "Compassionate Conservatism" (the lie) or a revolution brought on by same to bring the American people to their senses. Will we ever rein-in the Corpo-Culture fascists who are dissolving our privacy rights, depressing our wages (by suggesting we naturalize illegal aliens), deporting our jobs and dividing the classes? What kind of world are we creating?

4. Finally, I feel it's one of my few remaining rights - to vote my conscience for the candidate I feel best represents my interests. If that skews the results of the election in a way that wasn't intended, that's a failure of the system - not my vote. For far too long this de-mock-racy has been ruined by the same few people colluding with those who would enslave us for a profit.

Media: Fahrenheit 911 on DVD

Just got done watching Fahrenheit 911 for the first time. My wife bought it for me on DVD at Wal*Mart in South Lyon the day it came out. She often buys DVD's there when she knows they're coming out because they're on sale for the first few days after their released; $15 instead of $21. She got the sale price, but this particular movie was not given the prominent placement in the front of the store the way other new releases usually are.

"It was all the way in the back of the store, " she complained to me.. "The first thing I thought was, 'damn, they don't have it." But she proceeded to the back of the store where the DVD's were kept and she got her Wal•Mart deal. You can always count on greed in the end, even if a product does not fit with a company's political ideology.

Another reason for poor placement in the store might be the completely unjustified "R" (restricted) rating Fahrenheit 911 recieved from the MPAA. It was restricted for, "violent and disturbing images and for language." There were violent and disturbing images, but they're real and the direct result of U.S. foreign policy decisions; dead, wounded and mangled bodies of U.S. servicemen and gruesome images of dead Iraqi women and children being carted away in a pick-up truck. But that's the reality of war. That's what happens when you drop bombs and fire missiles close to, if not directly on, civilian targets. War is the pornography of power and it is obscene. But I can't even recall one "fuck you" or "fuck that" in the entire film so I don't understand the "language" part of the restriction unless any language that questions the motives of the current administration are considered obscene. (After reading online about the restriction, it turns out that a G.I. in the film is reciting song lyrics that contain the term "mother-fucker." Like young teens aren't already surrounded by that language in their music. In any case, I don't think it hurt that fiim's exposure).

The MPAA's rating is consistent with the Bush administration's policy of suppressing the realities of war from the American people. The one valuable lesson that was gleaned from the Viet Nam era is that, if you want to sell an unjustified war to the American people to reap profits for defense contractors and reconstruction firms (with more than questionable ties to administratioin officials), you sure as hell can't allow images of dead civilians and servicemen to be shown on the nightly news. Thanks to the consolidation of media power in the hands of the few rich white guys, the Bush Administratioin has achieved that delicate balance of creating a largely unquestioned perpetual money machine. With the proper controls, the war on terror could last forever. Images of James Baker wringing his hands together at that thought are haunting. Don't know who James Baker is? Shame on you.

I didn't bother to see Fahrenheit 911 at the theatre because I was already aware of the factual materials that went into creating it. But I do think it is a useful and entertaining consolidation of the events that led up to the War in Iraq and the "American interests" that are being served by it. You can question Moore's stylistic choices in presenting the material (left-leaning, duh), but I think it would be difficult to challenge the validity of the facts he presents. Everybody should see this movie at least once before election day. That way, we can't pretend we didn't know where this all was heading.

Friday, October 08, 2004

Bush vs Kerry: Round II - Town Hall

Watched the debate on CSPAN tonight and was slightly more pleased with the format, with the exception of the glaring absence of my preferred candidate. At least in the town hall setting Bush & Kerry seemed to engage one another - even though, behind the scenes, everything and everyone, I'm sure, went through a rigorous scripting process.

Both candidates were more at ease in this setting and both candidates were showing their strengths and weaknesses - which is good. That's what a debate is for.

Bush is crystal clear in his position and never waivers - he's a strong leader, if not a smart leader, who knows what he believes in - or at least knows how to repeat it over and over again no matter what the pressures are to reconsider his position. He has a very simplistic, black and white, good vs evil duality that's easily digested by people who don't enjoy arguing and those who believe in their heart of hearts that wealthy business owners should enjoy special priveleges and tax exemptions that are not shared by the working class. In other words, Core Repbulicans.

Kerry, on the other hand, covers all the grey areas in an argument that any self-respecting thinker (I'd use the term "intellectual" here, but like "liberal" it's been so demonized by the right) would consider. His mistake, or his burden rather, is that he has to convey complex arguments and concepts to the general public - the same general public who made Jerry Springer, Big Time Wrestling and Rush Limbaugh a smashing success. Legislation is extremely complex and it's too easy for Bush to say Kerry voted for or against some important issue when any given bill is hundreds or thousands of pages long and littered with pork appendages and issues that have nothing to do at all with that bill's title. Try explaining that in a soundbite. It sounds like a piss poor excuse.

But like Bush in the first debate, Kerry started to sound like a parrot with his tedious "I have a plan..." line. But it's obvious, to me anyway, that he doesn't plan on doing much differently on at least two issues. He's going to stay the course in Iraq, while hoping some new European or UN international help will improve the situation. And he's going to continue to allow the exporting of American jobs and the erosion of our standard of living with a fix to pander EVEN MORE to corporations to keep their jobs here. That's bullshit. How long do we have to suck the corporate dick in this country? How many more tax breaks and government giveaways do we have to endure? Don't want to pay your fair share for freedom, Supercitizen Inc.? Then pack your bags and get the fuck out, you traitorous profiteer.

Some things are becoming more clear as the debates continue. It's finally official: George Bush will never admit he was wrong about anything no matter what the evidence is against his position. I think that he thinks that's what makes a good leader; Never show weakness, not for a second. Some of us view that as being less than human, other believe it makes him larger than life.

But Bush cannont reconcile fiscal conservatism, a staple of the Republican Party, and the massive deficit he's running up with tax breaks for the rich. Also, his position on importing pharmeceuticals, the same pharmeceuticals that we're exporting, is indefensible. It's ok for corporations to make huge gains by importing cheap overseas goods and using cheap overseas labor, but it's not ok for the American people to do the same? Bush boasted about his tripling of the National Institute of Health's (NIH) budget. The truth is that the majority of pharmaceutical breakthroughs (i.e. new pills) come from the NIH, are paid for by U.S. taxpayers (i.e. you), and are GIVEN AWAY to the pharmaceutical companies free of charge!!! These companies suck at the Federal tit while they tell you that all those bushels of cash they have go into research when they actually go into those "tell your doctor" t.v. commercials you can't seem to escape.

Are you tired of the revolving door of corporate politics?

Vote neither. Vote niether. Vote Nader!

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Home: Haystacks, Pigtails, Small-talk & Dirty Fingernails

Took my daughter and a neighbor girl to a state park for a Girl Scout hayride tonight. There were about a dozen screaming girls throwing hay in every direction and a half-dozen parents. When the ride was over, donuts and cider were served around a campfire and the girls were given glow-sticks to run around with. The girls had a riot running around and jumping on the enormous cylindrical hay bales.

At one point, the girls spontaneously formed a line, marched and sang some song with which I wasn't familiar. I think it was from Disney. It was cute, if not a little surreal.

I didn't really talk to anyone during the entire evening. More and more, I find it difficult to socialize with the other parents at these events. The dads talked about their jobs , sports and the latest vehicles on the market. The moms talked about raising their kids. I never felt the need to jump in and add my two cents about either. I just don't care for small talk and usually come-off awkward when jump in. Pretty S.A.D.

The things I care about are usually too loaded to discuss in polite company anyway; politics, popular culture, religion & spiritual matters. Of course, there's always arts and humanities, those things pique my interest and they're not loaded - but I usually find myself sitting in the sewing circle while the husbands eye my suspiciously from afar. It's just my temperment - strong feminine side. You'd never know I was the type to practice the manly arts on a daily basis; welding, plumbing, carpentry, roofing, HVAC repair, mechanical repairs - you name it. What kind of a fruitcake keeps a self-involved blog, anyway?

Did you ever get the feeling you were living the wrong life?

The Presinator

Senator Orin Hatch (R-Utah) introduced legislation that would allow Arnold Swarzi....Schwartza....Oh you know, The Terminator!...to make a run for president in 'O8. Hatch's legislation would allow naturalized citizens of any nationality to run for president.

I can't believe that the people of "Collie-Fornia"(that's Arnold-speak) elected this musclehead to run their state. I suspect the populace is so resigned to their political fecklessness that, if they can't get what they need from the politicians, they settle for some good 'ole fashioned entertainment instead (forget about balancing budgets, Arnold, just say "girly-man" for me one more time!).

If Bush tortures us for another four years I think it's perfectly appropriate that we follow-up with the son of a Nazi. If that happens (and I have no reason to believe it won't) I'm moving to Austria.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Baptists In the house

Went to Torque's baptism last night. He was baptized with about eight other people. One by one they entered the baptismal (like a big jacuzzi) and witnessed to the entire church why they were accepting Jesus as their saviour. The whole experience was very touching. The sense of community, confession, repentance and humility was overwhelming. I hadn't realized how insulated I've become from the local community.

Music included a karaoke-styled sing-a-long with acoustic guitar accompaniment, a single female singing a hymn acapella, traditional hymns sang by the congregation out of the hymn book and an oboe soloist accompanied by a prerecorded orchestra. Cool instrument, the oboe. The church is in serious need of a decent PA system with monitors.

The baptism was followed by a nice pot-luck feast in the basement.

Perhaps I should make some time to go to church again.

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Wal•Mart: The Day After

In what must have been some kind of L Tryptophan-induced stupor that left me vulnerable to suggestion, I agreed to do the Christmas shopping for my wife at Wal•Mart™ on the day after Thanksgiving. Perhaps I felt sorry that she had to work on this most sacred day of consumption, but not only had I agreed to this thankless task, but I agreed to begin my adventure at 5:30 a.m. so she could take full advantage of the ubelievable (i.e. loss-leading) specials that had appeared in the junk-mailer the previous week.

Now, normally I won't even shop at Wal•Mart™ for the obvious socio-economic reason of perpetuating a culture of sub-standard wage-slavery (as well as reviving disturbing memories of witnessing the now-defunct Wal•Mart™ cheer at the store in Commerce, Twp. - it reminded me of those old news reels that showed groups of similarly dressed Chinese doing excercises while chanting Communist slogans), but it was also this particular store's Grand Opening and my wife was so worried about missing a once-in-a-lifetime sale I couldn't bring myself to protest. Besides, if anyone should reap the benefits of cheap imported junk from Mexico, China, Korea and India it should be working-class strugglers like us whose long-lost manufacturing jobs have been flooding to those countries for over a decade.

Wal•Mart shouldn't be for the wealthy, Lexus-driving, McMansion-owning gentrified yuppies I've seen there. They shop with an upturned nose, hunting for deep discounts when they could very easily afford the malls and boutiques (of which there are plenty in this area) that were specifically designed to attract them. But I do revel in irritating these machiavellian bargain-hunters; standing a little too close to them in the aisles, breathing a little too hard and generally making a nuisance of myself. If they're willing to mix with the hoi polloi to save 39¢ on a economy-sized jar of petroleum jelly and a bargain-bag of latex finger-cots, I'm more than willing to provide the class-discomfort for that guilty pleasure (of course, my rudeness can be quickly disarmed with a simple nod and a smile). So many endure so much for the Wal•Mart experience.

When I arrived in the parking lot it began to dawn on me what a terrible mistake I'd made by coming. It was cold, rainy and already about 300 people were standing in line with umbrellas, plastic bags and whatever they could use to keep themselves dry until those magical glass doors opened at 6 a.m. Parked over on the west side of the lot were two semi trailers, one loaded with 27" flat-screen television sets and the other with DVD players. The trailers were flanked by two men on each side, ready to unload these hot items or, perhaps, beat the customers back with clubs if needed.

With a crumpled shopping list and the Wal•Mart junk-mailer in hand, I joined the crowd and waited in the cold November rain. Finally, the line began to move.

It started slowly enough, like the stumbling locomotion of a cattle herd making its way out into the open range, but it quickly accelerated into a desperate jog toward the door. Whatever guise of politeness and social grace that kept the line orderly quickly dissipated and became every man, woman and child for themselves. No time for courtesy now, thank you very much, there were deals to be had.

Just inside the glass doors the crowd frantically tried to wrestle shopping carts out from the corrall, pulling backward while a stampede pushed from behind. If I wasnt't so amused by this spectacle of pushing and pulling, bumping and grumbling, I might have been concerned for my safety (only later did I hear about the woman who was knocked unconscious in a Florida WalMart on the very same day). In any case, I was glad I didn't bring my wife and daughter - this was going to get ugly.

I yanked my own cart from its captivity and made the dangerous maneuver backwards and left, around the end of the promotional isle. After a hard right, I found myself nearly jogging towards the back of the store; not to get to that cheap, off-brand DVD player my wife wanted for our daughter's room, but to avoid getting bumped in the ass and ankles by the shopping carts charging behind me. Already, people were zooming in and out of the aisles like frenzied Tijuana cab drivers who consider stop signs and red lights mere suggestions. I felt the need to escape to an open space, somewhere, anywhere I could collect my nerves before proceeding.

I dodged the oncoming traffic and swerved into an empty aisle stocked with plastic food containers then down another stocked with pots and pans. Thankfully, Housewares had been spared from any riot-inducing deep-discounts. But I realized I didn't know where I was in relation to where I was going (i.e. electronics). I couldn't see above the tall racks of merchandise to get my bearings. Somewhere, I'm sure, a store designer was chanting, "Disorientation causes discomfort, discomfort causes anxiety, anxiety causes impulse purchasing...". I resisted the urge to buy a juicer for my office and climbed upon the bottom shelf of the housewares rack to reorient myself. Once I had my bearing (due south) I pushed on toward electronics which, I figured, should be in chaos by now.

When I arrived in electronics I parked my cart in an aisle perpendicular to the main aisle which was congested with shoppers. I figured I'd make better time on foot than the men with 27" flat-screen televisions teetering on edges of their carts. The deep-discount specials featured in the junk-mailer were stacked in the middle of the main aisles all along the perimeter of the store. My mark was a $39.99 DVD player that, hopefully, would allow me to again watch the news in the living room instead of yet another encore performance of "Finding Nemo".

The first DVD player I came across was in the electronics section looked like the one in the mailer, but was $59.99 - twenty dollars more than the advertised price. That couldn't be it, so I continued along the main aisle sans-cart. Near the shoe section and a good distance from electronics, I found another for DVD player by the same manufacturer and again with nearly identical packaging, but this time for $49.99. Still, not the one advertised in the mailer. Obviously, I was being manipulated by some clever marketing gurus. I wondered how many shoppers, frustrated with the frantic search for that amazing deal, just grabbed the first package they saw that looked like the one in the mailer and headed toward the cashier? Enough to make a tidy profit, I'd bet.

Finally, in an aisle off the Women's clothing section I found a nearly empty wooden pallet with a pile of shrink-wrap on it and one $39.99 DVD player - but with a badly damaged box. Too late and too slow for the Wal•Mart veterans, I settled for the $49.99 version and headed back to my cart. Within the next fifteen minutes, I managed to collect reasonable alternatives to the rest of the items on my list (e.g A remote controlled toy Hummer became a remote-controlled toy Jeep Wrangler, etc...). By 6:30 am, I was nauseated by the bevy of activity around me. It was all I could do to get through the checkout without vomiting from overstimulation. When I finally made it through the electronic double-doors and into the parking lot, I vowed to never have this experience again.

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In the U.S., consumption has become a social pacifier; as long as we can get the goods cheaper than we should or expect to, we feel we've made some short-term accomplishment that staves-off the fear of slipping behind. We're temporarily satisfied, if not happy or fulfilled. Sure, at Wal*Mart we might get more for our money now, but in the end, I fear, we may get more than what we bargained for - and less than what we'd hoped.